painterbaker: i have so many books to read and so many movies and shows to watch wow my life is so stressful
I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
theonlyoneilune: It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t And the pictures move
loyalnerdwp: arrhythmiatic: plot twist: the sherlock fandom responds calmly to any news regarding the series i can’t read this without laughing
Jim Moriarty: Aren't ordinary people adorable? Well, you know. You've got John. I should get myself a live-in one...
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
takeafuckingsh0wer: does anyone else have a random stack of books by their bed at all times its becoming a problem
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
stacysdad: so no one told you life was gonna be this way your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay
is there a download link to become british
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
dorksofallsorts: Starring Martin Freeman as the poor beleaguered bloke who got dragged into this crazy motherfucking adventure by someone WAY weirder than him and goddamn all he wants is some tea. - Every Movie Ever