If gay marriage affects your straight marriage obviously your marriage is pretty...– Mila Kunis (via yvonnestrahovski)
How to be confident:
Step 1: Realize you are a sexy beast and own it.
Step 2: Punch any bitch in the face that tells you differently.
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
Olympic gymnast: Jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats Voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background.
Me: Falls on face trying to put socks on.
thespacecoyote: I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends Like it seems like some people just somehow Fall into relationships just like Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me Is that how you do it
Anonymous asked: W, Y, Z?
Anonymous asked: B, E, L?
frlholmes asked: Oh, I just love those games. A, D, J, L, O for me, please!
candicewho asked: S, T, U, and Z :)
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Now, THESE questions are a little bit more...
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favorite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favorite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favorite place to shop at?
O. My eye color.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favorite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
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Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this...– John Green (via expecto-potteronus)
normal teenager : makes sure to be very quiet while sneaking out of house at 1am
me : makes sure to be very quiet when making a sandwich at 1am