the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
if you learn how to love yourself then the love you give yourself can be enough. people always want to think that they need someone to love in order to be fulfilled by love but that’s not true. because i love me its enough for me to move forward and smile about my life even when the person i love has wronged me. it’s a hard thing to do but because i love me i know i have the strength to get out of situations that do not serve me.